Friday, April 19, 2019

Chupa What?

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"Subterranean cannibal humans."

"Nope bites are too big for a human also not really a thing in California."

"But a thing somewhere else?"

"Lets just focus on what could have caused these bites shall we." Clarissa and Gilbert and been puzzling over the corpses for about an hour. Clarissa didn't even smell the sewer or the bodies anymore which was gross to her because she new it was very much both still present she just didn't notice it.

"Well I'm at a loss Gilbert you're the expert, I've just seen bad tv on late at night."

"Which has more truth than you'd like to know, but the lack of blood and random bite patterns has me thinking Chupacabra."

"A what?"

"Goat dog blood sucker thing, usually common to mexico or the american southwest, but could easily be up here."

"You mean down here, La isn't up."

"You just got a lot of sass today girl, I kind of guessed we'd be running into one of these, it's why I brought some witches bane flares, just have to get the sucker to breathe it in and bam dead."

"Is that like an herb, or something that literally kills witches."

"Both actually, though witches don't have to breathe it in, just coat them in it, but witches aren't really an issue anymore, mostly out of fear and hatred killed a lot of them off, they aren't by their nature bad normally. Now Chupacabra? They are terrible, and from the bites, this one looks like a very large one."

"So it looks like a dog?"

"Like a rat dog/coyote, with big fangs and no fur." Clarissa certainly didn't see anything like that in the sewer right now, but it was a fairly large system to check out.

"Ok so we go in deeper to find it?"

"Nah, we need to pull out get some goats blood and set up a trap, that way we can bait it in to the witches bane and easy peasy done."

"Oh thank god a chance to get a shower."

"Might want to wait till after we kill the Cabra, those things can reek like day old ass." Clarissa stopped in the sewer.

"Gilbert."

"You smell it right."

"Yeah Smells real bad just right now."

"Well I've got the witches bane, but..."

"But its one of those things where it probably has to like be concentrated which is hard to do while running away in a sewer."

"You'll make a great exterminator one day Clarissa..."

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